Jack: Do you not watch the news?
Liz: Food Network doesn’t have a news show.
Liz: You haven’t had sex?!
Jack: Shhh. Elisa had a very strict, very religious upbringing. She doesn’t take that step lightly. We have, of course,…pleasured one another.
Liz: Nope. stop. I will leave.
(Source: previouslyiangallaghers)
Jack and Liz suggested by sophies-little-world (and an anon)
And so when you’re down
I’ll lift you up I’ll be the one
Who’s always sure of where you are
And all the things you need to know,
And when you’re tired and think the moon
Forgot to shine on you you’ll see,
Just wait for me to show you.
Sunndal Song | The Apples In Stereo
Season 5 - The Live Episode
In case anyone needed to be reminded that Liz Lemon is hilarious…
BECAUSE I AM SO VERY…SESSUAL
I definitely tell people that “it’s because I’m so very sessssual” and no one every understands that I’m referencing this.